Fart Ninja - Women's T-Shirt ramones White script text reads "Fabulous

White script text reads "Fabulous 32 automatic lanes" above angular dark lettering reading "Java Lanes" on pink rectangular blocks

Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top

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Fart Ninja - Women's T-Shirt ramones White script text reads "FabulousNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters